"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
Me packing lunch
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear derogatory terms for women
*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
the kingdom has fallen
Dude the gamecube sucked
how did i even find this website
public school has taught me a lot of things but the most important thing its taught me is not to use public bathrooms